Still as refreshing as a cup of coffee!

A letter to Sun-Drop from Sage Island...we have not received a reply...please try again!

September 24, 1999
(and sent many more times)

Dear Sun-Drop,

Sage Island would like to thank Sun-Drop for providing us with the energy and citrus refreshment necessary to make it in today's competitive software development market.

There are many in our company who are of the opinion that if it weren't for Sun-Drop, we would not be able to maintain the level of energy required for our tasks. Coincidentally, one of these tasks is walking to the refrigerator for another can of Sun-Drop.

We get so excited drinking Sun-Drop that we've started a large collection of bottlecaps, all of them urging us to "Try Again." And try we will!

You see, even today, it is still as refreshing as a cup of coffee.

Our dedication to your product has reached a level of being actually newsworthy: recently, in our local paper, we appeared on the front page of the "Money" section confessing our addiction to Sun-Drop's citrus excitement.

We would like inform you of a link to Sun-Drop on our corporate web site, inextricably binding your company to ours, forever.

Thank you, Sun-Drop, for your wonderfully refreshing product! If you would like to promote your products and company, we here at Sage would be honored to wear T-shirts, hats, headbands, dickeys, jewelry or anything you feel is appropriate for our level of dedication.

Sincerely,

Everyone at Sage Island